Last night I woke up completely nauseous at about 3:15 and couldn't get back to sleep to save my life. Around 4:30, I decided I might as well just get up and go to work, so I took my time getting ready for work and got out the door at 5:45. With time to spare, I decided to stop off at the touchless car wash robot since my car was covered with dead bugs from my evening commutes through the rice fields in Sacramento.
After the car wash, I am no more that 3 blocks away and I get this enormous bird shit on my windshield. Of course, I said, "Shit!" and some other expletives not to be repeated here or otherwise. Moments later, as I got on I-5 towards Sacramento, I think the rest of the bird decided to drop in on me. A bird - I kid you not - flew into my windshield and then up and over my car.
I hope someone will tell me that's good luck!
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