Hello Happy Pitbulls

Haiku for my new Mac

My beautiful Mac
arrived today, early too.
It came from China.

So sleek and silver,

Such amazing design is

a beautiful thing.

I named it Magic

After a magical dog

That I never met.

And the first thing I

Did online was tweet, then kill

someone in Mob Wars.

To be a geek girl

Is such a wonderful thing.

Geek girls just get it.

Holiday Haiku

Does it matter if
it's Christmas or Chanukah?
I have the day off...

Firing my duty weapon

A quote on tv
"Firing my duty weapon"
Made us laugh all night

Yes, we are most immature - and damn proud of it.  They said duty.

Weekend Plans

Another morning
I woke up with a migraine
I need to de-stress

Of course, I brought home
another huge pile of work.
When's my vacation?

I have no clean clothes,
So I guess I'll do laundry
What a lame haiku.

Alright - time for a break from that. I must be the least poetic haiku generator in the history of mankind.

Haiku obsession

We're at the point of insanity on a really long project (which still has a year to go) at work. Inspired by a movement by my favorite ex-Brownie/Flaming Geek/Headbanger, I've taken to writing Haikus. Spontaneous off-the-cuff haikus.  Like this:

Anderson Cooper
You're so well put together
Who irons your shirts?

My Happy Pitbulls
They comfort me when I'm sick
I love my doggies.

It's almost Friday
This whole week has pretty much sucked
Time for a cocktail.

My brain is hurting
Hey Calgon, take me away!
Some Midrin would help.

Haikus are so cool!
There's a new category
on my blog for them.